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14 million viewers watch the critically-acclaimed ABC comedy ‘Modern Family’ at its regular time, but if you add in the 4.5 million who watch a recording of it later, that number actually jumps to 18 million. So not only is it one of the best shows on television with exceptional ratings, it’s also the most recorded.

And while yes it probably works great for skinemax late night movies, it’s not dirty like you would think. Or possibly like you would want. Well to be honest I haven’t even tried yet. But I have discovered a strange talent. I can pause tv shows, either live or recorded, at exactly the right moment to catch whoever is on the tv with a goofy-as-hell look on their face...