A Brief History of Scary Movie Clowns
For hundreds of years, we lived in a world where clowns were popularly understood to be funny and whimsical ... or, at the least, not absolutely freaking terrifying. Pop stars sang songs like “Everybody Loves a Clown” and “Send in the Clowns.” Parents hired entertainers i…
Clowns Help With Pregnancy
You couldn't find a better, and more horrifying way to get pregnant. After the jump find out how a clown can help you get pregnant, and spend a few minutes with our favorite clown as well.