clowns

It's safe to say there will be plenty of clown costumes on the streets this Halloween. One place you won't see them? Los Angeles School District schools.

Professional clowns have had a rough year or so. Last year near Halloween it was random scary clowns popping up. This year, the adaptation of 'It' is costing some their jobs.

For hundreds of years, we lived in a world where clowns were popularly understood to be funny and whimsical ... or, at the least, not absolutely freaking terrifying. Pop stars sang songs like “Everybody Loves a Clown” and “Send in the Clowns.” Parents hired entertainers in colorful satin outfits to do magic tricks and make balloon animals at their children’s birthday parties. Ronald McDonald sold us hamburgers. Emmett Kelly and Red Skelton were TV staples. We had a tacit cultural agreement not just to tolerate clowns, but to look forward to having them around.

Get down to the facts and stop spreading false information.There are times that it is justifiable for you to shoot a creepy clown, but it seems a lot of people really don't understand the laws

A clown has scared the Dickens out of people in the British town of Northampton by hanging around the area every night since Friday the 13th. Insert your favorite 'It' joke here.

You couldn't find a better, and more horrifying way to get pregnant. After the jump find out how a clown can help you get pregnant, and spend a few minutes with our favorite clown as well.