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20 Awesome Names for 'Chuck Norris: The Movie'

Danny Gallagher — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 13:48:24 +0000

Chuck Norris is many things: a kickboxer, a martial arts master, a conservative pundit, an author, a beard wrangler, a face puncher, a small town sheriff and (above all else) a lover. He’s also, and we were quite surprised to learn this, an actor after someone took the time to create the ultimate Chuck Norris [...]

Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in 'The Expendables 2′

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:05:11 +0000

While ‘The Expendables’ arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren’t in the cast.

It looks like the film’s writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for ‘The Expendables 2,’ and that the Muscles From Brussels will be playing a character who fights Stallone’s character. He also confirmed that Chuck Norris will be making an appearance, and that he’s discussing roles with sometime action heroes John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:02:44 +0000

If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!

Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can’t like: “obese people falling is never not hilarious,” “cats are cwazy” and “good Lord I’d love to deliver a Norris-style punch to your lips right now.”

Chuck Norris Texas Ranger

Wes — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:39:23 +0000

Chuck Norris will finally be made an “Honorary” Texas Ranger! The 70 year old actor will be presented with the award in a field office by Texas Governor Rick Perry. It’s a well known fact that outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.