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Imogen Thomas is a glamor model, former ‘Big Brother’ housemate and former Miss Wales. She has appeared in popular magazines like Zoo and Maxim. Im-o-gen her naked! CUE RIMSHOT! Actually, no need to imagine, just Google it. The Welsh beauty is our crush today for a much different reason than just her looks and assets.

Angela Simmons is the daughter of rap icon Joseph “Run” Simmons of Run DMC. She founded the Pastry shoe line with older sister Vanessa Simmons and publishes a monthly magazine for teens called Angela’s Rundown. She recently posed naked for a PETA ad and will be the star of their campaign called “Eating Meat Is a Sin: Go Vegetarian.”

Meet Plymne, a 19-year-old French SuicideGirl who says she’s happy when the sun is up and that she’s not into people. This belle fille says loneliness makes her sad. We’re more than willing to help you ward off loneliness, Plymne!

Kelli Garner first blipped on our radar in the movie ‘Dreamland.’ Her other acting credits include ‘Man of the House,’ ‘Bully,’ ‘The Aviator’ and ‘Thumbsucker.’ Kelli is one of the stars of the new ABC show ‘Pan Am.’ We shouldn’t hold that against her. Not that we’ve ever seen the show, we just have a thing against TV shows depicting air travel in the 1960′s. This is due to our hatred of air trav

Meet Murphie, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that her hobbies include all things good and that unhappiness makes her, well, unhappy.

Meet Macarena, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s lost. Macarena says abandoned children make her said and that her hobbies include shouting for joy. Hey, Macarena! Ay!

Eva Amurri has several things going for her: incredible genes from mom Susan Sarandon, a burgeoning acting career, a hatred of clothing and a love of being photographed without much of it on.

Izabel Goulart is best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is also well known in the modeling industry for her “wardrobe malfunction” at her first ever fashion show. Her top fell open and her Victoria’s were no longer a secret. Goulart also appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2011.

Meet Moxi, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl from California who enjoys tall people and conserving electricity and says her hobbies include tearing up t-shirts and reading.

Lara Stone is our crush today for proving that no one, not even a ridiculously paid fashion model, is perfect looking. Lara has more than a few physical flaws, which shall now be discussed, just to feel better about our own grotesque imperfections. Lara is an example to all young women that beauty comes from the inside. Unless you’re ugly on the inside, then, it can be masked by beauty on the outs

Meet Nahp, a 27-year-old Colombian SuicideGirl who says she loves socks and fruit juice but that taking out the trash and dead animals make her sad.

Meet Rachelle, a California SuicideGirl who says she spends most of her time painting, people watching, and enjoying a good conspiracy theory. Rachelle says that war and gum snapping make her sad.