Meet Annasthesia, a SuicideGirl who is a Pokemon Master, loves ‘The Colonel’ and all eleven of his herbs and spices and loves when a guy makes it hurt just a little.

Name: Annasthesia

Occupation: Original Gangster and Pokemon Master.

Current crush: The Colonel. His secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices gets me hot.

Stats: x²+(5y/4 – √|x|)² = 1

Body mods: Not enough.

Gets me hot: Irons, stoves and open flames.

Favorite position: Put me where you want me, and make it hurt a little.

Fantasy: I’d love to be rich. Just absolutely loaded.

Most humbling moment: Huh?

I lost my virginity: Yes, yes I did. Have you seen it?

Cigarettes: Nope.

Alcohol: I am a complete drunkard.

My drug use: Down the hatch.

My kink factor: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

My politics: SMASH THE STATE!!!

Pot: Occasionally.

My status: Exclusive relationship.

Into: Tattoos, bad music, occasionally good music, bar hopping, cuddle times, video games and making dreads for my awesome website.

Not into: Very small spaces…I’m claustrophobic.

Makes me happy: Candy, horribly bad movies, horrible and trashy reality TV, great sex, booze, hot chicks, good times and my two favorite people.

Makes me sad: Animal abuse, bad plastic surgery, unfortunate tattoos and smeared eyeliner.

I spend most of my free time: All of my time is free time.

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