RockShow Threesome: Women Hit And Run Mobility Scooter Victim [AUDIO]

How do you not know that a mobility scooter is bearing down on you? Even more so, how do you let this 4 mile per hour beast plow your ass down?  We’ve got that story, plus kids say the darnedest things about their dads weiners and more after the jump.

This one just flabbergasts me.  I guess old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive motorized scooters either.  Here we have some fun stuff about one old person running another one down (it’s funny when old people fall).

What happens when a kid assaults a parent.  Even worse, what happens when that parent is assaulted with a wonderful breakfast snack.

This is the the ONLY time anyone will say anything nice about Heathen’s no-no parts.