In America (we think) it’s okay to have your multi-position, f’able sex chairs.  But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to “own” it.  Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say “this is who I am and this is what I want”.  The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it’s that he committed identity theft to get them.  Check out the story after the jump.

This fellow wanted his sexy sex chairs bad, but he didn’t want anyone to know he wanted them.  Now everybody in prison is going to know that he likes to get “freaky”.  Check it out:

Okay our next story takes us to some real backwood redneck hillbilly stuff where mom is int trouble for helping beat up a guy in a wheelchair over a..wait for it….copy of Playboy. Hit it:

My father in law was a trucker.  He drove many, many years for living.  Not only did he avoid a bazillion accidents, he came across many other people who had one.  One thing he always said:  DO NOT SWERVE TO AVOID HITTING SMALL ANIMALS.  Chances are you are going to swerve into the animal, roll your car, go into the next lane and hit another car, or just crash.  It’s not being cruel or inconsiderate of the animal, it’s just there are less chances of ANY life being lost if you just steer straight and hope you miss the animal. The fellow in our final story of the day…..swerved: