Raccoon Penis Earrings Are Quite Possibly the Most Unique Gift Ever
Yep, you read right, raccoon penis earrings.
My boss's birthday was a few days ago so I went to her office to wish her a happy birthday. As I did, she proudly flung her hair back to show me her birthday present. She didn't say what it was at first. I thought it was just a bone. I was somewhat right. It was a bone...of sorts. Apparently she took a liking to raccoon penis earrings after seeing them at the Rattlesnake Roundup in Sweetwater. Well, her husband, the jeweler, surprised her this year with just that...raccoon penis earrings, which are made using the actual bone from a raccoon's penis. Raccoons aren't the only animal with an actual bone down there.
After a bit of research, it seems these are highly sought-after, not just some piece of redneck fashion. Back in the day, these were actually given as a token of love or used as a love spell. These 'sex amulets' eventually turned in to traditional gifts with the addition of the actual earring part.
They don't look like a traditional penis, but after knowing what it is, you can identify it. So, if you're looking for a unique gift to give your loved one, can't go wrong with a little 'love bone'.