The say everybody remembers where they were when man landed on the moon, or when it was announced Kurt Cobain died, but where were you at twelve noon yesterday? I personally felt a disturbance in the force as I was writing on another topic. All of this was because yesterday at about noon, porn star Lisa Ann officially announced her retirement.

Well, this just took a big dump all over my Christmas. Lisa Ann is calling it quits. She made the news official on her Facebook page through several handwritten notes that thanked her fans for years of loyalty.

Lisa was the star of such stellar fare as "MILF Revolution," "The Brotherload," "Lex Is A MotherF@#$er" and "Busty Invaders From Mars" (as well as the aforementioned "Who's Nailin' Palin?" and it's sequel "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" ).

Lisa pretty much came into the business categorized as a MILF even though she was 21 when she started. (I guess anything over 18 or 19 is a MILF.)

Here's one of the few safe for work trailers I found, with Lisa Ann in "Boobwatch"

She also stars in the Hollywood Undead Video with the kid from Breaking Bad

 

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