Singer Lily Allen, who just had a child but wasn’t cool enough to shut down a hospital and write a song about it, is sharing all of her new experiences navigating motherhood with her 3.2 million followers on Twitter. The ups, the downs, the highs and lows and her favorite topic – lactating breasts.

Is the tweet offensive? Some of her followers thought so, and did the only thing a person can do in this situation,they lashed out at her for sharing ‘disgusting’ information on a public account that people have the free will to follow and unfollow as they so choose. Oh, right, they also could have unfollowed or just ignored her but we can’t bog ourselves down with simple solutions. More disturbing in all this is the fact that fifty people retweeted that status update and almost as many marked it as a favorite. Nothing like reliving the exact moment you found out Lily Allen was leaking through her ‘Spring Break 2000′ t-shirt.

Allen came back at the detractors with this statement

That explanation is sure to be included in medical pamphlets for young women experiencing changes in their body. Written by pirates.

[Via Now Magazine]