Sure, the food at Thanksgiving is great. But in our opinion, the real star of this holiday is the terrifying artwork brought home from elementary school art class.
Unlike actual turkeys, you probably won't so eat them as throw up in your mouth a little bit. Plus it's almost as disturbing as how drunk your aunt is going to get right before she humiliates a random family member. All of which is to say... HILARIOUS! Enjoy!
Ummmm... this one is a turkey AND a drum, and has one random foot.
This is not how turkey bodies work.
This kid watches a lot of NBC.
Paper chains representin'!
This is like a Jerry Garcia turkey.
If we saw this in the wild, we would scream.
They said this was a turkey. We'll take their word for it.
One of these is fine. The other is terrifying.
Remember those markers?!
This turkey knows what's up.
This one's missing something... can't quite put our leg on it.
Guess they ran out of brown construction paper.
YES! Macaroni art + paper plate + hand turkey = ULTIMATE THANKSGIVING.
Because his family is full of jerks.