Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle, Darnell Dockett, was recently pulled over by the fuzz -  apparently for no reason.  Darnell was gracious enough to give  hilarious play by play updates on his Twitter account. Check out Darnell's  tweets and keep in mind some of the tweets have strong language. Maybe it's not too funny for him, but I laughed my ass off with his tweets.  What's also funny, is at the end, his ADD kicks in and he starts talking about the new fad called  "planking".

His profile cracks me up to. Dude is talking midgets, Charlie Sheen and Oprah...strange combination.

Anyway, so check Darnell's play by play of getting pulled over.