New Blood Thirsty-Child Craving Animal Coming To Zoo [AUDIO]
This morning we discussed the new additions to the zoo. Amongst them is an animal called a “Cavy”. It looks like a kangaroo had a three way with a rabbit and a squirrel. We also made up a lot of facts about the animal. Yeah, we made this stuff up. You don’t really think the zoo would be adding any “child eating species” do you?
So anyways, I made this artist rendition of a Cavy that’s bloodthirsty and ready to eat somebody. They actually eat grass and stuff but where’s the fun in that?
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