New Blood Thirsty-Child Craving Animal Coming To Zoo [AUDIO]

This morning we discussed the new additions to the zoo.  Amongst them is an animal called a "Cavy".  It looks like a kangaroo had a three way with a rabbit and a squirrel.  We also made up a lot of facts about the animal.  Yeah, we made this stuff up. You don't really think the zoo would be adding any "child eating species" do you?

So anyways, I made this artist rendition of a Cavy that's bloodthirsty and ready to eat somebody.  They actually eat grass and stuff but where's the fun in that?

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