NBA Baller Beats Game Comes With Its Own Basketball

If you thought Kinect Star Wars was weird and embarrassing, get a load of NBA Baller Beats. The Xbox 360 Kinect exclusive comes with its own basketball that you bounce in time to onscreen prompts.

Baller Beats, which will surely inspire many Metta World Peace-style flying elbows to fly at various pets and family members, also apparently requires hardwood living room floors. Because basketballs don’t bounce so well on carpeting or tile. The game’s marketing staff, though, promises that the ball will bounce on “most” surfaces.

You can also use your own balls. And to play a game this weird in front of anyone who previously loved and respected you, trust  us — you’ll need a pair of giant ones.

Here’s rapper Common’s attempt to sell you on this nonsense: