Introducing Kemper, a SuicideGirl who gets sick of people easily, looks up to Wonder Woman and loves sharks as much as she loves puppies. Now those are two very different types of pets.

Name: Kemper

Age: 23

Location: California

Body mods: Tattoos and implants.

Heroes: Wonder Woman.

Gets me hot: Talk science to me.

Fantasy: To meet someone I can stand to be around for more then 2 months.

Cigarettes: Nope.

My diet: Omnivore.

Alcohol: Occasionally.

My drug use: Drug free.

I am looking for: A woman.

My kink factor: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

Pot: Nope.

My status: Single.

My pigeonholes: Arty, jazz cat, tattooed, straight edge, retro, bookworm and geek.

Into: Sharks and puppies.

Not into: Indoor pools and loud roommates.

Makes me happy: My dogs, breakfast, happy hour, sleep.

Makes me sad: No dogs allowed, high kill shelters, strays, teachers that don’t pass out a syllabus and being away from my dogs.

5 things I can’t live without: vibrator, my dogs, car, sleep, chapstick

Vices: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating and I’m a total creeper.

I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris.

Bands:

1. Hank Williams Sr.

2. Ella Fitzgerald

3. Peggy Lee

4. Karen Elson

5. Violent Femmes

6. Smashing Pumpkins

7. Cake

8. Louis Armstrong

9. Patsy Cline

10. Queen

Books:

1. I Am Legend

2. What Dreams May Come

3. Sense & Sensibility & Sea monsters

4. The Stand

5. The Devil’s Teeth

6. Greek Mythology

7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

8. Resurrection

9. Candide

10. Pride & Predjudice & Zombies

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.

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