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Here’s the Order of U.S. Presidential Succession (You Might Want to Keep it Handy)

There are now reports that U.S. intelligence agencies aren’t sharing sensitive information with the Trump White House…because they’re afraid they can’t trust Trump’s crew from blabbing to the Russians.  This sad joke of an administration is beginning to show it’s cracks. Just in case, here’s the way the succession of executive power would go in case Trump is, in the terms of his many beauty pageants, “unable to fulfill his duties”.

I’ll include the name of the person and a fun factoid.

Just stop reading when you get to a name that you feel comfortable with. And, sorry, Kiefer Sutherland’s name doesn’t show up anywhere on this list.


Tom Price Sworn In As Secretary Of Health And Human Services Department
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1

U.S. Vice-President Mike Pence

 

 

Minuses: Staunchly anti-gay rights, believes global warming is a “myth.”

Pluses:  Not an obviously insane, orange-skinned buffoon with narcissistic personality disorder.

 

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2

U.S. Speaker of the House Paul Ryan

 

 

An uncontroversial, wonkish policy nerd who is in insanely good physical shape. Basically, the exact opposite of Trump. (And this, friends, is where I jump off. Ryan would be a good steward of the executive office).

 

Senate Finance Committee Holds Votes On Trump Cabinet Nominees Tom Price And Steven Mnuchin
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3

U.S. Senate Pro Tem Orrin Hatch

 

 

Once said, “I wouldn’t want homosexuals teaching school anymore than I’d want to see members of the American Nazi Party teaching school.”

Frank Zappa recorded a song called “Orrin Hatch on Skis.”

 

Senate Confirmation Hearing Held For Rex Tillerson To Become Secretary Of State
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4

U.S. Sec. of State Rex Tillerson

 

 

If Donald Trump has a crush on Vladimir Putin, Rex Tillerson is Putin’s actual boyfriend. 

 

Senate Holds Confirmation Hearing for Treasury Security Nominee Steven Mnuchin
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5

U.S. Sec. of the Treasury Stephen Mnuchin

 

 

Former VP of Goldman Sachs, a company that Donald Trump attacked over and over again in the debates.

 

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6

U.S. Sec. of Defense James Mattis

 

 

Yes, the “Mad Dog” guy. A president with a name like “Mad Dog” should show the Russians whose boss. Oh, right … I forgot. Putin’s the boss. 

 

Sen. Jeff Sessions Testifies At His Senate Confirmation Hearing To Become Country's Attorney General
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7

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions

 

 

His middle name is, unbelievably, “Beauregard” and when he talks he actually sounds more like Col. Sanders than any of the actors they have trying to impersonate him. 

 

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