Favorite Fast Food Chain Survey Proves Most People Are Douchebags

I know how harsh that sounds calling most people douchebags. But if you look at the favorite and least favorite list of fast food restaurants, you can see that people just pick whatever the big chains are for the least favorite. Here is the list.

• Favorite burger chain:
  • In-N-Out Burger
  • Culver's
  • Five Guys
  • Smashburger
• Least favorite burger chain:
  • McDonald's
  • Burger Kind
  • Carl's Jr.
• Favorite Mexican chain:
  • Chipotle
  • Moe's Southwestern Grill
  • El Pollo Loco
• Least favorite Mexican chain:
  • Del Taco
  • Taco John's
  • Taco Bell
• Favorite pizza chain:
  • Marco's Pizza
  • Papa Murphy's
• Least favorite pizza chain:
  • Pizza Hut
  • Little Caesar's
  • Cici's Pizza
• Favorite chicken chain:
  • Chick-Fil-A
  • Raising Cane's
  • El Pollo Loco
• Least favorite chicken chain:
  • Popeye's
  • Church's Chicken
  • KFC
• Favorite sandwich chain:
  • Firehouse subs
  • Panera Bread
  • McAlister's Deli
  • Jersey Mike's
• Least favorite sandwich chain:
  • Jimmy John's
  • Subway
  • Arby's

In case you didn't see the pattern, let me spell it out for you. If there are a crap load of stores in the chain, it's going to pop up on the least favorite. I'd be willing to bet that if any of the favorites end up with as many chains as McDonald's or Taco Bell, they'd immediately end up on the least favorite list.

But don't you think that if there are that many chains, there has to be a rather large number of people that like them? Now I'm not taking anything away from the favorites on the list. Some of them are really, really good. But when you can guess what fast food chains make the least favorite list based on how many stores it has, it says more about the people taking the survey, not the restaurant.