Fornicating Drunk Woman Wears Cheeseburger As a Shoe, Sobers Up in Jail
Cheeseburgers usually go right to your belly, but they could be found going to one woman’s foot, instead.
A police officer in Loganville, Georgia recently caught a man and woman making whoopee in a Waffle House parking lot (yeah, we know – it’s classy, but it’s not even the best part of the story. Read on.).
While the man quickly obeyed the cop’s orders to get dressed, the woman had to be asked several times before finally putting her clothes back on. That’s when she decided to try and put a cheeseburger on her foot and wear it like a sandal. Totally ridiculous, right? Because any drunk gal in a Waffle House caught doing the nasty worth her salt knows you should put on a short stack with extra syrup so they’ll stick better.
Amazingly, breathalyzer tests revealed both the man and woman were drunk. They were arrested and charged with public intoxication and loitering.
Sadly, there’s no word whether the woman was cited for a crime of fashion.