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Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don’t Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper

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We’re no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop’s least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

According to police, the man was brought into Harborview Medical Center earlier that night and was so intoxicated that he had to be physically restrained and diapered after urinating on the hospital floor. For good measure, he also spit in a nurse’s face and was later arrested on suspicion of assault.

Cops may have thought they had the situation under control, but while being hauled off to King County Jail, the man somehow outwitted the diaper and peed in the back of the cruiser, creating a mess that will cost $123 per hour to clean, said cops. When you gotta go you gotta go, amiright fellas?

However you slice it, cops don’t get paid enough to deal with bodily fluids, that’s for sure. The guy with the cop car cleaner job, though?

Next: More Drunk Idiots

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