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Deep Fried Twinkies, The Abomination In Your Grocer’s Freezer

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You want to know why you can’t lose weight? Could it be that you’re buying Deep Fried Twinkies by the box?

I very much understand the appeal of Fair Food.  It’s like this, “I always eat crap at the Fair and vomit after going on the Tilt-a-Whirl, it’s a family tradition”.  The problem begins when you start taking these eating practices home.

Not since the release of the Home Funnel Cake Maker has there been a product so patently designed to make you grow a double chin just looking at it. Okay, it’s really not that bad, they just seem so unnecessary  These things clock in with 220 calories and 9 grams of fat. A Big Mac will run you 563 calories and 33 grams of fat.  The problem is, you wouldn’t eat one of these instead of a Big Mac, you’d eat the Big Mac then have one of these for desert, now wouldn’t you?

These are available at Walmart only for a limited time, probably because they have more of those fat carts to carry you around. They will then be unleashed upon the world through regular supermarkets like a virus.

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