Cured Pork May Stop Nosebleeds [AUDIO]

Do you get nosebleeds?  Would you like to smell bacon all day?  Well, we have a story for you you bloody pork lover.  Check it out after the jump.

This story is weird.  The first question is, “how did they know to try this in the first place”?  I’m a little freaked out by people putting pig parts up their snouts.  Here’s Heathen with the story:

Here’s how you can make your own salt pork: