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Photo of Taco Bell Employee Licking Shells Grosses Out the Web
This photo could make you think twice before you make a run for the border.
Weird News
Weird News
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Student, 13, In Big Trouble for Subduing Classmate Armed With Knife
We all know school violence is a big issue, but who knew stopping it would be cause for controversy?
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Guy Steals Mannequin From Sex Shop — Goes Back Later to Steal Her Some Lingerie
A man in Washington State is almost as addicted to sex as much as he is to theft.
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UFC Fan Uses Guillotine Choke To Stop Carjacking
The rise of UFC has had an impact on the American sports landscape, but it also might help fight crime. Need proof? Ask Shron Antoine Jones, an alleged carjacker in Stockton, Caliornia who wound up in a guillotine choke hold when he tried to steal the SUV of UFC fan Abel Simmons.
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Monopoly is Boring Because You’ve Been Playing It Wrong
You probably think of Monopoly as that excruciating board game you have to play with your family, unless your mom likes to make her nephews cry and it gets banned from the house (thanks, Mom!). It turns out it's not the Parker Bros.' fault that the game is so mind-numbingly dull -- it's yours. You've been playing it wrong all these years.
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Watch Man Save Choking Dog After Leash Gets Stuck in Elevator
Every dog has its day, right?
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Man Steals $35 Worth of Ribs, Goes to Jail for 50 Years
What’s that they say about the punishment fitting the crime?
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Wedding Party Takes Greatest Photo in History of Weddings
If you were planning on taking pictures at your wedding, you may as well cancel the photographer. In fact, you should probably call off the entire wedding, because what could possibly top this picture?
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Teacher Says She’s Dying So She Can Get Out of Work for an Entire Year
Ashley Barker lied so she could skip work. Now, she doesn't have to worry about having a job to go to at all.
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Sloth Facing Is a Disturbing New Meme
Here's a nice, unsettling thing to look at: "Sloth-facing," also known as "Quasimoderping." Basically, you just move the eyes around a picture until it looks like a sloth and you are laughing/scared. It's pretty big on the internet right now, thanks to Redditor treverhaas, whose album of sloth-faced celebrities picked up some steam.
Of course, subreddit /r/quasimoderp have been doing this (more or less) for about seven months now, so there are lots of good celbrisloths floating around on the internet. Here are some of our favorites:
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The Men’s Room Talk About First and Worst Jobs
We often hear about athletes, musicians, actors and other celebrity types first jobs or what they did before they got famous. So, we decided to pretend we were famous and that you guys actually gave a crap about what we previously did and talked about our first and worst jobs.
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Giant Deadly Snail Found in Shipping Crate and No One Else is Panicking For Some Reason
Hello? Anyone home? Can someone please declare Marshall Law?