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	<title>Rock 108 Real Rock Radio &#187; Weird News</title>
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		<title>Zombies Demonstrate Parkour Skills in &#039;The Flipping Dead&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We would all be so boned if zombies could actually do this stuff. Or, you know, if they actually existed at all. But especially if they existed AND had mad parkour skills. Personally, we prefer the slower, shambling zombies, because they don&#8217;t remind us about our asthma. Still, back flips are cool though, so we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We would all be so boned if zombies could actually do this stuff. Or, you know, if they actually existed at all. But especially if they existed AND had mad parkour skills.</p>
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		<title>The Museum of Sex in NY &#8212; Go Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Located on Fifth Avenue in lower Manhattan, the Museum of Sex is uh, pretty much what it sounds like. Believe it or not, New York was not the first place to have a sex museum. Way back in mid-18th century Italy, the Museo Borbonico was built near Naples in order to house (read: hide) sexually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Located on Fifth Avenue in lower Manhattan, the Museum of Sex is uh, pretty much what it sounds like.</p>
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		<title>The Future Is Now &#8212; Star Trek Phasers Are Real</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 19:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how sometimes you&#8217;re walking through Times Square, and it reminds you a little too much of &#8216;Blade Runner,&#8217; then you get an email on your hand-sized computer/phone, and you have a massive panic attack because THE FUTURE IS NOW?!!!!! This video does not help that feeling. At all. According to Rusty Ward, host [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know how sometimes you're walking through Times Square, and it reminds you a little too much of 'Blade Runner,' then you get an email on your hand-sized computer/phone, and you have a massive panic attack because THE FUTURE IS NOW?!!!!! This video does not help that feeling. At all. </p>
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		<title>Watch Incredible Video of Man Solving a Rubik&#039;s Cube While Juggling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chaz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s one thing to be able to say that you&#8217;ve solved one of life&#8217;s biggest challenges like solving a Rubik&#8217;s Cube. But, this dude went a step further and not only solved it, he did it while juggling. What a showoff. Frank Pain and I were just talking about the Rubik&#8217;s Cube recently for some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's one thing to be able to say that you've solved one of life's biggest challenges like solving a <a href="http://www.rubiks.com/" target="_blank">Rubik's Cube</a>. But, this dude went a step further and not only solved it, he did it while juggling. What a showoff. </p>
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		<title>Burger King, McDonalds, Star Trek, Star Wars + More &#8211; The Men&#039;s Room Challenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it appears Burger King is about to start making knockoffs of the McDonald&#8217;s cult class, the McRib. There&#8217;s also a new Star Trek movie in theaters with Disney in works on new Star Wars movies, so we decided to give our opinion on which of these (and other) &#8216;products&#8217; we liked most. If you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, it appears Burger King is about to start making knockoffs of the McDonald's cult class, the McRib. There's also a new Star Trek movie in theaters with Disney in works on new Star Wars movies, so we decided to give our opinion on which of these (and other) 'products' we liked most.</p>
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		<title>Waitress Gets Fired for Insulting Police on Facebook</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/waitress-gets-fired-for-insulting-police-on-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Chaberski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like someone didn&#8217;t get the memo that what you post on Facebook can be seen by lots of people—and some of them may not like it very much. Ashley Warden, formerly a waitress at a Chili&#8217;s in Oklahoma, posted to Facebook a picture of three sheriff&#8217;s deputies and wrote the following message: &#8220;Stupid cops [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like <a href="http://www.newson6.com/story/22263606/oklahoma-waitress-fired-over-facebook-post" target="_blank">someone didn't get the memo</a> that what you post on Facebook can be seen by lots of people—and some of them may not like it very much.</p>
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		<title>What the&#8230;? Man Burns Down Neighbor&#039;s House Because He Didn&#039;t Cut His Lawn</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/man-burns-down-neighbors-house-lawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky. Police have arrested Phillip Roger Bennett, 58, of Cartersville, Georgia, after he tried to burn down a neighbor’s house as a punishment for not mowing the lawn. Bennett had reportedly been up in arms because his neighbor across the street, Marty Corbitt, had let his front lawn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.</p>
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		<title>10 Smiling Horses Guaranteed To Make You Smile, Too</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/10-smiling-horses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Horses are funny creatures. Tthey’re totally into Skrillex hair and crazy hats. And don&#8217;t even get us started on Mr. Ed. Even without talking, horses still crack us up, which is good, because horses can&#8217;t actually talk. They can wear a ridiculous horse grin though. Truth be told, a picture of a smiling horse is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Horses are funny creatures. Tthey’re totally into <a href="http://thefw.com/animals-with-skrillex-hair-horse/">Skrillex hair</a> and <a href="http://thefw.com/10-horses-wearing-kentucky-derby-hats/">crazy hats</a>. And don't even get us started on Mr. Ed. Even without talking, horses still crack us up, which is good, because horses can't actually talk. They can wear a ridiculous horse grin though.</p>
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		<title>Today&#039;s Life Winner: The Genius Who Got Stuck in a McDonald&#039;s High Chair</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/man-stuck-in-high-chair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him. Police in Cork, Ireland recently had to be called away from fighting (Irish) crime to help a man who got stuck in a high chair meant for a toddler. As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.</p>
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		<title>Deer Goes Bananas After Crashing Into a Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See? Deer really do come out of nowhere! Recently, a public transit driver in western Pennsylvania had an unexpected passenger board the vehicle. The above video shows a deer crashing through the windshield of a public bus and then proceeding to freak out beyond belief. We&#8217;re not sure if that&#8217;s because of the confined space, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See? <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/deer/">Deer</a> really do come out of nowhere!</p>
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		<title>Fan Gets Massive Back Tattoo of Floyd Mayweather Jr.</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/fan-gets-massive-back-tattoo-of-floyd-mayweather-jr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has someone in their lives who claims to be a big sports fan of a league, team or player. But while a superfan might name his children after his favorite athletes or paint his house in team colors, it takes a special sort of fan to tattoo their entire back in honor of a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone has someone in their lives who claims to be a big sports fan of a league, team or player. But while a superfan might name his children after his favorite athletes or paint his house in team colors, it takes a special sort of fan to tattoo their entire back in honor of a sports star</p>
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		<title>14 Ridiculous Reverse GIFs You&#039;ve Got to See</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/14-ridiculous-reverse-gifs-youve-got-to-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once you see one reversed GIF, you kind of want to see every GIF reversed. Aladdin becomes the kind of guy who steals food from orphans, heroes become jerks and the &#8220;Stop Girl&#8221; seriously wants you to stop. Like, now. These are a few of our favorites. Aladdin&#8217;s True Colors Just going to put this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once you see one reversed GIF, you kind of want to see every GIF reversed. Aladdin becomes the kind of guy who steals food from orphans, heroes become jerks and the "Stop Girl" seriously wants you to stop. Like, now. These are a few of our favorites.</p>
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		<title>Daughter Trying to Evict 91-Year-Old Dad From House He Built</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/daughter-trying-to-evict-91-year-old-dad-from-house-he-built/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[World War II veteran John Potter is in the process of being evicted from the Zaleski, Ohio house he built 56 years ago. But the villain of this story isn&#8217;t some heartless bank bureaucrat. Instead it&#8217;s Potter own daughter, Janice Cottrill, who&#8217;s using the power of attorney that Potter had given to her to throw her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>World War II veteran John Potter is in the process of being evicted from the Zaleski, Ohio house he built 56 years ago. But the villain of this story isn't some heartless bank bureaucrat. Instead it's Potter own daughter, Janice Cottrill, who's using the power of attorney that Potter had given to her to throw her father out on the street.</p>
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		<title>&#039;Star Wars&#039; and &#039;Doctor Who&#039; Brawl Breaks Out at Sci-Fi Convention</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/star-wars-and-doctor-who-brawl-breaks-out-at-sci-fi-convention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When one thinks of a sci-fi convention brawl, one conjures up images of Trekkies squaring off against guys dressed like Stormtroopers. But what if the battle went down across the pond in Great Britain? A sci-fi convention at the University of East Anglia in Norwich, England featured enough geek-on-geek violence that the police got involved. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When one thinks of a sci-fi convention brawl, one conjures up images of Trekkies squaring off against guys dressed like Stormtroopers.</p>
<p>But what if the battle went down across the pond in Great Britain?</p>
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		<title>Unhappy Customer Destroys $430K Maserati Because of Poor Service at the Dealership</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/maserati-destroyed-dealership/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People in China really need to work on how to behave in public. First, there was the woman who went dookie in a subway station elevator and now comes this wizard who decided to destroy a Maserati. That’s just dumb, but what’s even dumber is why he did it. The car’s owner decided to manhandle [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People in China really need to work on how to behave in public.</p>
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		<title>Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/hree-year-old-craigslist-adoption/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn&#8217;t stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however. Houston Police say that 29-year-old Stephanie Christine Redus posted an ad on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from <a href="http://www.kgw.com/news/national/Texas-mom-puts-son-3-up-for-Craigslist-adoption-207548331.html" target="_blank">offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.</a></p>
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		<title>Naked Painting of Bea Arthur Selling for $2 Million</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/naked-picture-of-bea-arthur-selling-for-2-million/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 21:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe &#8216;Airheads&#8217; is your favorite movie. Maybe you really loved &#8216;Maude&#8217; and &#8216;The Golden Girls.&#8217; Or maybe you just love oil paintings of nude older ladies. If any of these are true, and you&#8217;ve got at least $2 million to spare, this painting of Bea Arthur (note: she didn&#8217;t actually pose for the painting) by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe 'Airheads' is your favorite movie. Maybe you really loved 'Maude' and 'The Golden Girls.' Or maybe you just love oil paintings of nude older ladies. If any of these are true, and you've got at least $2 million to spare, this painting of Bea Arthur (note: she didn't actually pose for the painting) by artist John Currin is up for auction.</p>
<p>It's expected to go for $1.8-$2.5 million bucks. Here's what (most of) the whole painting looks like. </p>
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		<title>Hilarious Video Shows Shows How Men Would React to Intense Labor Pains [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/hilarious-video-shows-shows-how-men-would-react-to-intense-labor-pains-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chaz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have ever wanted to see how men would react to labor pain, then you need to watch this video. Ladies, you&#8217;re going to love this. As men, we&#8217;ve always been told if there is no pain, then there&#8217;s no gain. That may be true, but men have never had to experience the pain [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have ever wanted to see how men would react to labor pain, then you need to watch this video. Ladies, you're going to love this. </p>
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		<title>Worst Honeymoon Ever Ends With Husband Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/honeymoon-husband-prostitute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how they say the honeymoon ended before it even began? Well, that’s actually true in the case of Mohammed Ahmed. The 21-year-old man from Illinois was arrested for soliciting a prostitute&#8230;while on his honeymoon! Ahmed, who was in Orlando, Florida with his new bride, was caught when he met an undercover detective posing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know how they say the honeymoon ended before it even began?</p>
<p>Well, that’s actually true in the case of Mohammed Ahmed.</p>
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		<title>Rich Parents Are Using Handicapped Tour Guides to Avoid Lines at Disney World</title>
		<link>http://keyj.com/rich-parents-are-using-handicapped-tour-guides-to-avoid-lines-at-disney-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The lines at Disney Land can be pretty brutal, especially during school holidays. But it turns out if you have enough cash you can assure your child will jump right on Splash Mountain, no matter what time of the year. According to the New York Post, wealthy Manhattanites are hiring handicapped tour guides when they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The lines at Disney Land can be pretty brutal, especially during school holidays.</p>
<p>But it turns out if you have enough cash you can assure your child will jump right on Splash Mountain, no matter what time of the year.</p>
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