Would You Take Your Date to Waffle House for Valentine’s Day?
Tell the truth: you aren’t ready for Valentine’s Day. It’s this Tuesday, by the way (February 14 comes the same time every year, big guy).
Tell the truth: you aren’t ready for Valentine’s Day. It’s this Tuesday, by the way (February 14 comes the same time every year, big guy).
Have you seen the movie Your Highness? In the movie there is a minotaur who basically walks around with his willy just bouncing all over the place. That image, is kind of what your wife or girlfriend sees when you just show up naked. Willies are silly, you see!
Valentine’s Day is around the corner and you want to propose, but you just don’t know how. And, to make matters worse, times are tough, so you’re on a pretty tight budget. Don’t worry. Pizza Hut has your back with their ‘Tie the Knot with the $10 Dinner Box’ promotion.
It happens every year. February 14th rolls around and we’re all supposed to be in the mood for love. Well, if you’re having a little trouble getting there this year, watching some truly outrageous (and gladly accepted) marriage proposals should pretty much do the trick.
They say that beauty is skin deep. Apparently, the same goes for cuteness, which is why the ASPCA’s Meet Your Match pet pairing program — designed to match pet and human personalities — has been such a success.
While Valentine’s Day is considered the most romantic day of the year, it doesn’t always go according to plan for everyone. Here’s a look at some people Valentine’s Days that could’ve been better.
As we approach Valentine’s Day and the season of love, a lot of couples get the urge to take that big step toward marriage. But before your eyes well up with tears of joy and sweetness, you must do the math. Based on the law of percentages, not all of these proposals can possibly go well.
It’s time to step up boys and girls. How about instead of being coy, you tell us what you’d really like to see on Valentines day. Maybe you’d like a card, flowers, candy or just a nice note? Maybe you’d just like to see somebody naked. It’s up to you, what do you REALLY want for Valentines Day?
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Emily V. Gordon was a couples and family therapist before becoming a full-time freelancer writer. She is isn't a fan of Valentine's Day. We’ll let her explain.
The good people at Regretsy.com provide the valuable service of pointing out the most egregious wastes of yarn sold on the craft site Etsy, whose wares are often made by Brooklyn’s ukulele-playing, manic-pixie dream girls.