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Most Americans Hate Texas and Want Texas Kicked Out of America – According to a Recent Poll

Business Insider conducted a recent poll of Americans and asked respondents about their feelings about the states. The topics included about the states were weirdest accent, best and worst food, favorite and least favorite, craziest, hottest and ugliest residents, most beautiful and worst scenery, drunkest, best vacation spot, most arrogant, rudest, nicest, smartest, dumbest, best and worst sports fans, most overrated, most underrated, and which you'd like to see kicked out of America.

Mind you, these respondents (we call them morons here in Texas) were instructed to pick a state that wasn't there own in each category.

According to this survey, the rest of America wants Texas kicked out.

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Abilene’s Rear Naked Choke Release Video for Hit Song “Better Man”

Rear Naked Choke may have only been around about 4 years, but the band is comprised of many veterans of the Abilene (and beyond) music scene. Stepping out of their traditionally heavier sound, Rear Naked Choke recorded a song about fatherhood called "Better Man". While the song is specifically about Mick's (lead singer) relationship with his son, it can be relative to any family type of scenario.

After a year of worldwide radio airplay, the band took the song another step with their very first video.

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Play Our Pro Football Pick’em for Your Chance at $10,000 and More!

Think you’re the top football expert in Abilene? Make your picks here for every regular season pro football game this year. If you pick more games correctly than anyone else – including Frank Pain, Chaz McGuire, Shay Hill, Dave Wheaton, and Rudy Fernandez – you have a shot at $10,000!

Each week of the regular season, we’ll reward 20,000 VIP points to the person who correctly predicts the most game-winners. (In the event of a tie, the closest gues

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Things You’ll Never Hear a Redneck Say – The Morning After Top 10

Now that Duck Dynasty has kicked off a new season, I've been in full-on redneck mode. So, why not focus this round of the top 10 on rednecks, right?

Here are the Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say.

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We Reveal and Interpret Our Recurring Dreams in This Hilarious Round of The Men’s Room

The other day I two different co-workers claimed of having dreams that had me in them.

Get your minds out of the gutter.

So, we started talking about these dreams and what spawned them as well as what they might mean. All that talk of dreams got me thinking about recurring dreams I've had, so we decided to chat it up about recurring dreams, as well as interpreting them.

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The Robertson Men of Duck Dynasty Discuss Facial Profiling, Politics and a Christmas Album

Phil, Si, Willie, Jase and Jep Robertson stopped by the set of Live with Kelly and Michael. While they were there, they talked about Jase getting kicked out of a posh New York hotel because of 'facial profiling'. The guys also talked about Willie's political aspirations, an upcoming Duck Dynasty Christmas album, and their oldest brother joining the show.

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Top 25 College Bars in America

For many in college, finding the perfect watering hole is just as important as skipping those pesky 8am classes. So, The Daily Meal compiled a list of their 25 best college bars in America.

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Amber Alert Cancelled for Jaelyn Gucciana Johnson of Copperas Cove, Texas

The Amber Alert for 2 year-old girl, Jaelyn Gucciana Johnson, of Copperas Cove, Texas has been cancelled because the child has been found safe and has been returned to her guardians.

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Dude Gets Kicked in the Junk 10 Times and Doesn’t Flinch

Ever watch those funny video shows and see some dad get hit in the junk accidentally? Yeah, it even makes the viewers flinch. Well, apparently some DB thinks it's cool to get kicked in the junk...just for the hell of it. This video is like a bad wreck...you can't stop watching.

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Check Out This Amazing Game-Ending Catch at a Charity Wiffle Ball Tourney

I remember many days, as a kid, playing wiffle ball with neighborhood friends. We always thought we were making spectacular plays with that little plastic ball and bat, but nothing compares to the play that was made at a recent charity wiffle ball game.

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Florida Woman Panhandles for Boobs Money

How many times have you seen panhandlers on the side of the road with signs asking for money? I see it all the time.

Well, one Florida woman decided she'd take her need for money for breast implants to the streets. Holding a sign that reads "not homeless, need boobs", the exclaimed that she wasn't happy with her boobs and wanted money to get implants.

Can't blame a girl for tryin'.

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We Discuss Our Favorite Movie Quotes in This Hilarious Round of The Men’s Room

While flippin' channels on the boob tube, I saw a trailer for the movie "We Are the Millers" and the trailer alone was filled with hilarious quotes like "We’re just pretending to be a family to smuggle drugs across the border". Well, that got me thinking about some of my favorite movie quotes, so on this round of The Men's Room, we each shared our top three favorite movie quotes.

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