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Fun Things to Do With That Phone Book You’ll Never Use

It never fails, whether at home or work (or both), phone books mysteriously show up. One thing we know about phone books is that they must travel in packs, because I typically get 8-10 a year that I'll never, ever use.

Thanks to the internet, we no longer have a need for phone books. I'm still not sure why people insist on murdering trees just so millions of phone books can go unopened each year.

So these poor trees don't die in vain, I have come up with a list of ways you can use your phone book.

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Top 5 Sexiest Women in Rock According to The Painman

Ya know, there's no doubt that the world of rock has some amazing bands featuring some of the most talented women. But, not only are these women extremely gifted with their musical ability, but they are also downright sexy. So, I figured I'd throw together a list of my 5 favorite vixens in rock.

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Drinking Games – The Painman’s Top 5

A weekend doesn't pass without a group of friends getting together for a little party. Nothing makes that party more fun than a drinking game or 2. So, here's a list of my favorite drinking games.

Just remember, don't drink and drive. Pass out on your friend's couch if you have to, just do your partying responsibly.

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Hilarious Video of Dolphin Humping Woman

Your curiosity is peaked just by reading the headline, right? Yeah, mine was too.

I don't know the story behind this video other than it looks like some gal was at one of those places that had dolphin shows or swimming with dolphins programs. As the 'instructors' looked on, this lady was mounted by 'Flipper' and apparently enjoyed it.

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Best Places in Abilene for a Bachelor Party

Well, it appears wedding season is upon us and with weddings come bachelor parties. Obviously, the bachelor party is the most important part of the marriage, right? Well, without further adieu, here's my list of best places for a bachelor party in Abilene (and the surrounding area).

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Oh the Sweet Sounds of a Teacup Pig Playing Guitar [VIDEO]

What's more eargasmic than a teacup pig playing a kids pink guitar? Well, you be the judge.

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When is the Last Day of School in the Abilene Area?

Summer...the 3 months that kids get to go to bed late and sleep in. That's also the time of year that parents worry about what they're going to do with their kids while they're off at work. Every parent has experienced the shock of the end of school and the beginning of summer vacation sneaking up on them. Don't get caught off guard, make sure you're well aware of the date that school lets out for the summer.

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Find an Animal Identical to Your Deceased Pet With ‘PetMatch’ App – Pain’s Package

Just when you thought your apps couldn't get any freakier then comes an app that helps you find an animal that looks like your deceased pet.

A little less freaky than cloning, right?

This app is called PetMatch.

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Memorial Day in Abilene – What’s Open and What’s Closed?

Memorial Day is coming up on Monday, May 26th, 2014 and is a time we remember those who died fighting for our country. Being a national holiday and the kick off to the summer season, you should be aware of what's open and what's closed in the Abilene area.

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New York Yankees Legend Willie Randolph Talks Baseball on The Morning After

Ever since I can remember being a baseball fan, I've been a New York Yankees fan. Growing up, one of my heroes was Willie Randolph, so learning that I would get to interview him sent me into orbit.

Well, Randolph now has a book out chronicling his decades in baseball and he took some time to call in to chat about "The Yankee Way".

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Nikki Sixx vs. Sully Erna – Which Rocker Would Win the Fight?

Nikki Sixx, of Motley Crue, hates Sully Erna, of Godsmack. He (basically) said so...many times. Sully hates Nikki. He (basically) said so in the Godsmack song "Cryin' Like a Bitch".

So, if the 2 were to stop their bickering from afar and actually throw some dukes, which one would win the fight?

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‘Annabel’ is a Rockin’ Yorkie That Needs a New Home Now – Hairy Headbanger of the Week

Our Hairy Headbanger of the Week is "Annabel", a small Yorkie.

Her breed may say sophistication; and it does, but she can throw the devil horns and mosh it out with any crowd. Annabel was abandoned by her owner but the fine folks at the City Shelter took her in and now she's looking for her next hangout. She needs some grooming but is lovable and would fit into your household quickly.

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