The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The man stumbled back in and said "where's that gal with the loose tooth?"
Whether it's a backyard BBQ or just a day with your buddies watching a little baseball, knowing how to whip up the best 'dude food' is super important. So, we decided to offer up our best 'dude food' recipes to help out mankind.
Like many companies, our email is hosted on an exchange server. Well, Friday morning our exchange server 'went down' and the entire company was left without the ability to use email. My 'work life' centers around email. That's my primary means of communication with record labels, company personnel, etc. Everything I do requires use of email. So, when our email went down, I was left with a lot of time on my hands.
My wife and I went shopping this past weekend and at one of places we were at, the cashier kept asking for personal information. First she asked our name, then address, then phone number and it went on and on. Finally, I told the lady she didn't need that info. She kept insisting she needed it to complete the transaction. She also said she needed it for the receipt. I gave her a piece of my mind and we were on our way.
Well, this isn't the first time this has happened, but it doesn't have to happen to you.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Abilene is the best when it comes to supporting our own in need. Dennis Jennings recently found out his throat cancer returned and along with that diagnosis he visualized the rising cost of medical bills. Never fear, Abilene is stepping up to help Dennis so he knows he's never alone.
PornMD.com is basically an adult film search engine. Well, the website recently revealed the top 10 most commonly searched terms on porn sites over the past 6 months. The widget actually allows you to see the most commonly searched terms for each state in the U.S., as well as countries all over the world.
You wouldn't believe (maybe you would) what the #1 most commonly searched term was in Texas. It's freakin' sick, in my opinion.
Eye Empire is a band that has a resume as long as Tommy Lee's junk. The band consists of members from Submersed, Stuck Mojo, Switched, Stereomud, Dark New Day, and Texas Hippie Coalition...just to name a few. Well, they took the experience from all those bands and created magic that only few bands ever experience.
Like many of you, I'm a product from the 80s. I lived through the mullet era (had one myself), I wore terrible clothes and I went to the movies every Friday night. Most of the time, the movie theater was a place to hang out with friends, but we also saw some of the best and cheesiest movies ever produced. Without those movies, I wouldn't have learned some of the most valuable lessons and truths of life. So, the latest top 10 focuses on 'Things I Learned from Cheesy 80's Movies'.
A few weeks back the organizers of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival announced the dates and cities for this year's jaunt. They also announced that the festival will have 4 stages, the most ever. While the anticipation builds for the announcement of this year's headliners and support bands, episode one of Mayhem TV premiered with a definitive history of the first five years of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and a look ahead to 2013.
About a month ago we focused our Top 10 on 'things you'd never hear a woman say'. Well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander (whatever that means), so this week we're counting down the 'Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say'.
