Meet Damsel, a 24-year-old rapper who’s into good baby makin’ music, post-sex cuddling, nipple rings, dirty porn, and the Green Bay Packers. She spends most of her free time perving on hot naked girls. Hey! Us, too!
Meet Boomie, a 23 year old rockabilly tattoo artist who’s into toxic paint and spends most of her free time pretzeling her sweet woman. That’s salty.
Meet Aisline, a SuicideGirl who has a very interesting occupation and lost her virginity in an even more interesting way.
Meet Lethal, a SuicideGirl who doesn’t care about politics, drugs or alcohol.
Meet Aleon, a SuicideGirl who has a crush on Scarlet Johannsen. Get in line sister.
Meet FerJenks, a SuicideGirl who owns her own lingerie shop. Bet that comes in handy.
Name: Saint Suicide
Age: 25
Location: I’m lost
Current crush: Spike Spiegel, my monster dog and Bernadette Peters in The Jerk.
Stats: Five-0
Body mods: more to come
Heroes: My momskie
Gets me hot: Hot water and zombies
Favorite position: When you pull my hair
Fantasy: Salt a
Meet Kyoko, a 25 year old fitness instructor who’s into strange Japanese stuff, doing too much useless stuff on the internet, and pole dancing. Now, doing strange Japanese stuff while pole dancing on the internet – definitely NOT useless.
Meet Silencia, por favor. She’s a SuicideGirl who loves loud music and gay dudes. Just don’t ever “****” her or refer to her tattoos as tats or ink. We would guess she’d be the ‘S’ in S&M.
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old ‘metalhead’ who’s into math, science, monsters, madmen, and mayhem.
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
