Suicide Girl of the Day

Suicide Girl of the Day

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Tovi Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.

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Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has the perfect comeback for crappy pick up lines, “No Dice.”

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Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.

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Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy. 

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AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.

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Tais Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.

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Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.

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Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.

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Georjah Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.


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Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.

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Ilana Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.