Okay, this is a tough one. The more you write about how stupid something is, the more opportunities it gives for the idiots to deny it. Still, this won't go way until September, so let's have some fun.
What would you say if I told you there was a crazy person in Austin? Chances are you'd either say "there's a lot of crazy people in Austin" or "everybody's crazy in Austin". Okay, now that we have this established, almost all of the conspiracy theories about Operation Jade Helm were started by the same radio personality in Austin. He's been doing this kind of thing for 20 years and still, hasn't ever been proven right. He's such a conspiracy nut, that there is a conspiracy about him (that he's really comedian Bill Hicks).