Hotties
SuicideGirls Lass — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Lass, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from the United Kingdom who says getting five hours of sleep a night and cute underwear make her happy. Lass says she spends most of her free time reading, drinking and dancing. We’d love to take this British babe out on the town!
IMDB ‘Bond Girl’ Berenice Marlohe — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Marlohe. Berenice Marlohe.
Jokes. Predictable jokes. Our awful sense of humor doesn’t change the fact that French actress Berenice Marlohe will play the love interest of super spy James Bond in ‘Bond 23′ which is currently in pre-production. The new Bond Girl’s previous roles include French movies we won’t even begin to attempt to pronounce, spell or pretend as if we’ve seen.
King Magazine Stacey Dash — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
It feels like Stacey Dash has been on TV and in movies forever. She was in the film ‘Clueless,’ and appeared on ‘The Cosby Show’ and ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.’ Stacey is currently staring on the VH-1 show Single Ladies, which is news to us, since we thought the only shows on VH1 were about F-list celebrities trying to win money, open restaurants or get off crack.
SuicideGirls July — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet July, a 25-year-old SuicideGirl from New York who lists her occupation as a professional wanderer and stripper and says her hobbies include selling panties and gardening. July says her vices include candy and kissing. We’d love to add help this hottie keep at least one of those ‘bad’ habits busy!
JordanCarver.com Jordan Carver — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Born in Munich, Germany, Jordan Carver is a glamor model that’s appeared in popular UK magazines like Lads and Slitz. She is finally breaking through in the US and her trip to Oktoberfest was recently featured on the Playboy website The Smoking Jacket. Jordan is our crush today in preparation for Breast Cancer Awareness Month this October. If any woman can act as constant reminder as to the importance of healthy breasts, it’s Jordan.
Jodie Morrie / ImogenThomasOfficial.com Imogen Thomas — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Imogen Thomas is a glamor model, former ‘Big Brother’ housemate and former Miss Wales. She has appeared in popular magazines like Zoo and Maxim. Im-o-gen her naked! CUE RIMSHOT! Actually, no need to imagine, just Google it. The Welsh beauty is our crush today for a much different reason than just her looks and assets.
SuicideGirls Plymne — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Plymne, a 19-year-old French SuicideGirl who says she’s happy when the sun is up and that she’s not into people. This belle fille says loneliness makes her sad. We’re more than willing to help you ward off loneliness, Plymne!
Getty Images ‘Pan Am’s’ Kelli Garner — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Kelli Garner first blipped on our radar in the movie ‘Dreamland.’ Her other acting credits include ‘Man of the House,’ ‘Bully,’ ‘The Aviator’ and ‘Thumbsucker.’ Kelli is one of the stars of the new ABC show ‘Pan Am.’ We shouldn’t hold that against her. Not that we’ve ever seen the show, we just have a thing against TV shows depicting air travel in the 1960′s. This is due to our hatred of air travel in the present time and can’t imagine what it was like to fly almost fifty years ago. Probably so much easier that it would infuriate us. “Well sure your passport says your name is Lester but we are going to need you to drop your pants and bend over to prove that sir.”
Gallery: Hot Twitter Girl of the Week – Paola Corvea [PHOTOS]
This week's Hot Twitter Girl of the Week is not only a hottie, but she's a sex advisor for Maxim. You know, life is all about learning and pushing forward, so, not only do you get a little eye candy this week, but you can get a little advice as well. Learning is fun!
SuicideGirls Macarena — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Macarena, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s lost. Macarena says abandoned children make her said and that her hobbies include shouting for joy. Hey, Macarena! Ay!
EvaAmurri.com Eva Amurri — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Eva Amurri has several things going for her: incredible genes from mom Susan Sarandon, a burgeoning acting career, a hatred of clothing and a love of being photographed without much of it on.
Facebook Izabel Goulart — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Izabel Goulart is best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is also well known in the modeling industry for her “wardrobe malfunction” at her first ever fashion show. Her top fell open and her Victoria’s were no longer a secret. Goulart also appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2011.
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Daniela Ruah — Crush of the Day May 17, 2012
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- Daniela Ruah — Crush of the Day May 17, 2012
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Lass Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl May 17, 2012
And the Babe of the Month Is… Danni Gee! May 17, 2012
Danielle Hunt — Babe of the Day May 17, 2012
