March 23, 2013 Unless you live under a rock, you've heard of Sweet Brown and Antoine Dodson. It seems we've begun a new breed of celebrity, God help us all! Look at her smile at the end! You know the report just KNEW they hit pay dirt!
March 22, 2013 Everyone who knows me knows I love bacon. I truly believe bacon is the most essential item of food known to man...next to beer. Then again, who doesn't love bacon? Well, I took my love of bacon and turned it into my latest Top 10 list. The Top 10 Rules of Bacon.
March 22, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: "You think that's bad" said the other husband, mine had a card stuck to her ass that said "from all the guys at the fire station - we'll miss you"
Sadly, we don't have more opportunities to scream "Kabooyow! Kabooyow!" in our everyday life. But we *want* to say it all the time now, thanks to Michelle Clark and this news interview she did.
March Madness brackets and the crowning of an NCAA champion in men's basketball is important to a select few people. The crowning of the saddest thing that can happen to a man is much more vital to the our readers. We're just assuming. We're just kind of sick of talking about basketball. We're burned out and the tourney isn't even a day old.
She's back! At least, for just a few minutes.
March 21, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
The word "paparazzi" comes from an Italian term referring to the irritating buzzing noise made by insects, most notably, the mosquito. And what's one way to get rid of mosquitos? A massive cloud of smoke … and this is exactly the tactic used by rock icon Marilyn Manson against the paparazzi as the musician left a premiere party for the new film 'Spring Breakers.'
If watching others fall down is hilarious in and of itself, that means watching people fall down stairs is double the fun.
This guy is so totally busted. He thought he could get away with not giving one tiny spoonful of mint chocolate chip ice cream to his girlfriend at a basketball game, but now everybody knows it, thanks to a hilarious play-by-play by Isaiah Thomas and C-Webb.
Most people are scared of normal things like dying, or being trampled by a pack of wild elephants. If you ask me, both of those things seem fine...and mostly inevitable, given my life trajectory thus far. My greatest fear? You're looking at him.
