I’m smart about somethings, but really dumb about others. The good thing is, I’ve never had a problem asking for answers when I need them. Today, we tried to learn a little bit about the customs surrounding Mardi Gras, but it didn’t go so well. Details after the jump.
I’ve never heard of Scooter Magruder before, but he hit it out of the park with this one. While people in other countries worry that they may be killed in their sleep, we worry about little things here in the U.S. (and other first world areas). Check out the list after the jump.
I this video, set 50 years from now, hipsters talk about the “glory days” of the internet. They also cuss. The cussing is bleeped, but is no less funny. I think this is for some type of convention or seminar, so they get an “A” for their commercial and a “D” for letting people know what the hell they’re selling. It’s still worth your time.
Hey, poor people need boobies too! Or do they? A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations. I personally wasn’t aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?). More after the jump.
Yet another male fantasy bubble is about to burst. Have you every thought about all those women naked in the locker room at the gym. The truth really isn’t so great. Details after the jump.
Every once in a while a story will come along that will get you “hot under the collar”. This one got us so pissed it was a little hard to speak. When we got over that frustration we started making inappropriate jokes. All in all, this one will send you on an emotional roller coaster.
I have this little quirk that I’ve cultured. Whenever I’ve had a bad day, whenever I feel like I can’t get my chin off my chest, I buy my wife flowers. The original thought was, if I can’t have a good day, I’m going to make sure someone else does. It’s no big deal, just $10-$12 at Wallyworld every couple months. More after the jump.
Saturday Night Live was rough. I mean seriously rough. They had an okay cold open about Newt Gingrich’s Moon statements, but I’m not going to waste your time filling you in on the politics (because if you don’t know them, the bit would make no sense). Anyways, the episode was so bad I just hit record on the TIVO and crashed out. After resuming the episode, I was able to find that the very last two skits were actually funny! More after the jump.
Do you know how important it is to get your oil changed on regular basis? Do you know how much more fun it would be if hot babes did it? Well, these hot babes do not make housecalls but they’ll teach you how to do it yourself. Are you ready to get lubed up? If so, click through for this highly instructional video.
In the span of about a month, the ‘ Girls Say’ YouTube video series has meme’d its way into internet pop culturedom. We know this because now, even hit TV shows like ’30 Rock’ are following suit.
Holy hell! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in at least a month. Youtube comedian Jon LaJoie (pronounced la jo, no la ji, no la go, screw it his name is just Jon) did a parody drug commercial that is the tits. You will laugh your penis hole off (watch the video and you’
I loves me some Hanna Hart. “Harto” slams back buckets of wine will attempting to cook. That’s all you really need to know about this killer web series. I love that she gets the same “one eye closed” drunk that I get. Shes a doll faced baby girl who you just want to party with. More after the jump.
