We all know the story now at this point. Buzz was FaceTiming with his mom, showing off his new motorized bicycle. He then went ass over tea kettle straight into a brick wall, knocking out a bunch of teeth and almost completely removing his lower lip from his face.

Well, he's okay. But, he still doesn't have all his teeth and his lower lip is very reminiscent of Bubba from Forrest Gump. So in our meeting I decided to have him try out a few tongue twisters. One of which I heard a long time ago on a radio show in England called the Chris Moyles show. What they did was "work without a net", meaning they didn't have a delay on, so if someone cursed, it was going over the airwaves. Well, here's the tongue twister.

I'm not the pheasant plucker

I'm the pheasant plucker's son

I'm only plucking pheasants

'Til the pheasant plucker comes