Black Widow — Hot Mess of the Day
Location:Â Walmart on Black Friday, 6am.
Reported caffeine intake:Â ”3 Mochas and…does my son’s Adderall count?! Hey, NO CUTTING!”
Biggest Black Friday Score:Â Wrenching a $5 DVD box set of ‘House Hunters: International’ from a ten-year-old child’s hands.
Skills: Crowd-surfing, extreme couponing, abandoning human decency in the name of materialism and Christmas.
She’s Thankful For:Â Her family, for dropping her off at her tent before starting on the dishes.
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