I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
Smokin’ Poll: How Do You Feel About "Mosh Pits" At Concerts?
This is a tough one. Heathen feels like ‘pits’ aren’t what they used to be. He thinks it was healthy aggression and everyone was cool with everyone, then bullies started stepping in just to hurt people. Myself, I think pits are a bit rude. To me, pits ruin the concert experience for the people who don’t want to a part of it. If there was a designated “pit” area, I wouldn’t really have a probl
Super Dingo Versus The Pirates Is The Greatest WTF Short Ever [VIDEO]
Man I don’t even know how to describe this particular video? Hmm, it’s a short film with a weird hero and an even weirder team of backups. There’s also one very pretty girl named Kelly. For some reason this team of I guess “superheros” has to go fight pirates. Ohhh and it’s badly lip-synched on purpose. More after the jump.
Jaws Porn Parody Is A Mouthful Of Fun! [VIDEO]
I love the trailers for these porn parodies. Most feature atrocious acting and very little from the original movie. This trailer features a classic line from the movie that’ll make you smile. The trailer features one tiny dirty word, otherwise no one will no you’re even watching a porn trailer. Click through for the trailer.
Smokin’ Poll: What Tourist Destination Would You Like To Go To Or See?
A lot of us try to avoid the “touristy” spots, but there are times when they are exactly what you want. Would you like to visit the pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, or The Grand Canyon? What about Disneyworld or Knotts Berry Farm? From landmarks to themeparks, “What Tourist Destination Would You Like To Go To Or See?
More general info on the Smokin’ Poll and the link to our Facebook after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Vacuums Should Not Be Substituted For Siphons Or Autosucks [AUDIO]
Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don’t blow yourself up. Listen to today’s story’s.
RockShow Threesome: Who’s Face Would You Like To Wipe Your Rear With? [AUDIO]
Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical. Even better, think a little more creative. There’s a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker!
Bam Margera On The RockShow [AUDIO/VIDEO]
How awesome must it be to be Bam Margera? His job description is pretty much “being awesome”. From skateboarder to Jackass to Viva La Bam. Now after guest hosting a couple segments of Punk’d, it looks like Bam may be the full-time man beginning next year. That’s just one of the scoops we were able to get from Bam. More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Did The Cat Just Break And Other Stories [AUDIO]
Heathen has constant problems with animals (or the have constant problems with him). So when I had a little “problem” with my cat (Wolfie) Heathen lost his sh!t. We’ve got that bit of fun and some other cool audio for you after the jump.
You Can Now Make Hard Boiled Eggs Without The Shell!
The RockShow loves to rock a food buffet every now and then. I like to pick on Heathen because he tends to get hard boiled eggs. I don’t know why, but with a million choices in front of you it just seems weird to me that a person would get something as plain as hard boiled eggs. The kid just loves hard boiled eggs and that’s all there is to it. It was for that reason that I brought up the late
RockShow Threesome: Will Have Sex For Two Cheeseburgers And Forty Bucks! [AUDIO]
Some offers are just too good to be true. There there are offers like this one that are too true to be good. Can you just imagine the woman that would do you after she scarfed down two cheeseburgers? My guess is this isn’t what you’d call a “high-class” prostitute. More after the break.
Smokin’ Poll: What’s The Best "Funeral" Song, Or What Do You Want Played At Your Funeral?
Hey guess what? PEOPLE DIE! It sucks. As members of a community (us rockers stick together), we are frequently asked to play specific songs in memory of people who have passed away. Now, once you’re dead you’ve lost your chance to let people know what song you’d want playing as you lay down for a dirt nap. Here’s your chance to express your preference: “What’s the best funeral song or what do
Smokin’ Poll: When Was The Last Time You Hurt Yourself?
Are you clumsy? Do you get regular boo-boos? The RockShow wants to know what kind of dumb stuff you’ve done to compromise that flesh suit your wearing? Did you trip, burn, or break something. Maybe you’re just the “master of the paper cut”. Here’s an opportunity to tell us about your misfortune so maybe somebody will give you a little pity and say “poor you”! So tell us, When was the last tim