I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
Smokin’ Poll: Would You Rather Your Significant Other Gain 20 I.Q. Points or Loose 20 Pounds?
It’s on you if you answer this question. In fact, unless you’re really clever, we recommend you don’t answer. We’re just throwing it out there and seeing what comes back. Once again, if you dare, “Would You Rather Your Significant Other Gain 20 I.Q. Points, or Loose 20 Pounds?”
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Get Even With Your Ex The Craigs List Way [AUDIO]
Boy meets girl, girl breaks up with boy, boy puts slutty messages in her name on Craigslist. I guess that’s this story in a nutshell, but it’s much more fun to hear the whole thing as it went down. Heathen has all the details after the jump.
Learn Interview Tips From Bad Examples [AUDIO]
Heathen has help for those of you with interviews on the horizon. More specifically he’ll tell you what you shouldn’t do, through the misdoings of others. Check it out after the jump.
A Great Scam For Bad Times [AUDIO]
Has your job had a lot of turnover? If I guy walked into your place of business and said he was the “new boss” would you question him? That’s the scam that the guy in todays story pulled off. Click through for the details.
Indian Train Tracks Greased With Dookie [AUDIO]
My uncle Bill used to have a dune buggy with a trap door in the floor. Now this was the days before anybody thought twice about littering or whatever. We’d have no problem dropping an apple core or sunflower seeds or anything through that trap door. Sometimes we’d just watch the road go by. And you know what? I never though about it until now, but maybe my uncle was dropping special stuff thro
Magic Website Turns Mormons Gay [AUDIO]
Man this one is a can of worms. A while back we had the story of a Mormon practice of “baptizing” people after they were dead (including some Jewish folks who probably didn’t appreciated it). It’s kind of weird, but they want you in their Mormon express line to heaven. Now somebody has turned the tables back on the Mormons.
Man Pounds Porpoise On The Beach [AUDIO]
So, what do you think this story is about? Do you think it’s about sea mammal abuse, or personal abuse. Well I’ll give you a second to make up your mind. Okay, now click through.
Smokin’ Poll: How Much Multi-Tasking Do You Do On The Can?
Some people just “hit it and quit it”, but a lot of people will check messages, read, or play Angry Birds while on the can. What about you? Do you get some extracurriculars done while doing the doo? Yeah, it’s unsanitary, but it happens, so tell us “How Much Multi-Tasking Do You Do On The Can?”
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Hey, There’s A 300 Pound Naked Man In Wal-Mart [AUDIO]
Great headline huh? Although I’m sure some of you have seen equally weird stuff in Wallyworld. The problem always is, how do you deal with a large naked guy? You certainly don’t want to tackle him. Maybe that’s what he planned all along, he just figured, “if they’re going to catch me, I’m going to rub my business on them”. More after the jump.
Cat Politely Asks For Attention [VIDEO]
I got to admit I like cats. I like dogs too, but I find cats a bit more interesting. The cat in this video is really cool and looks like it’s asking politely for attention. More after the jump.
Man Steals Dog [AUDIO]
I’m glad we don’t get much of what I’d call “street crime” around here. I’m talking about being robbed while walking in a park or just down the street. Sure, we have plenty of crime, but I feel relatively safe going about my daily business. In some place, it’s just a fact of life that you’re going to get held up or mugged on occasion. Read more after the jump.
Smokin’ Poll: What Story Do You Think Would Make A Good Movie?
We’re leaving this one pretty much wide open. Have you read a fairy tale, book, comic book, or even played a video game with a storyline that would make a good movie? We’d like you to play big Hollywood producer and tell us “What Story Do You Think Would Make A Good Movie?
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