Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
40 Arrested In Midland Cockfighting Raid
Forty people are arrested and more than $40,000 seized in a cockfighting raid in Midland, Texas.
Guy Creates Dating Profile Using Google AutoComplete
A dude recently used suggestions from Google AutoComplete to create his dating profile, and honestly? It's better than 90 percent of the profiles I've seen out there and contains a refreshing lack of spelling and grammatical errors, as well as emojis.
Texas Teen Suspended For Carrying Student Suffering Asthma Attack to Nurse
In news that'll leave you scratching your head, a Texas student is facing a school suspension for carrying a classmate having an asthma attack to the nurse.
Why Talking About (Lack of) Diversity Among Oscar Nominees is Important
At issue in the news (and on the Morning Show) recently has been the disproportionate number of Academy Award nominees of white ethnicity in comparison to those of any and all other races combined, i.e. #OscarsSoWhite. While some have questioned whether any non-white actors even deserved nominations this year, others have said non-white actors "need to stop whining" and focus on more important things. Uhh, about that:
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
Best Instagram Pics of West Texas This Week
Nothing compares to driving across West Texas, but when I can't do that, I check out other people's Texas journeys on Instagram.
This Cat Looks Like Kylo Ren Actor Adam Driver
A cat recently adopted from a New Jersey SPCA has Kylo Ren to thank for its new home. Core was adopted after it was pointed out that it bears a striking resemblance to "The Force Awakens" actor Adam Driver.
Morning Show Plays Pubepourri With Pie Face Game
Last week, we played a terrible, terrible game on the Morning Show — Pubepourri. If you haven't heard previously heard of Pubepourri it's because it's a disgusting thing we made up and something I highly recommend everyone from trying to recreate at home.
First Dildos, Now Someone Has Sent 55 Gallons of Lube to Oregon Militia
Earlier this week, militia members who have been holed up inside an Oregon wildlife refuge since Jan. 2 received boxes of dildos and penis-shaped candy after putting out a request for supplies. Now, another hero has stepped to the plate by sending the group a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant.
‘Making a Murderer’ Suspect’s Brother Drops Hot Rap Track
If you watch the Netflix series everyone is talking about — Making a Murderer — than the name Brad Dassey will sound familiar to you. Brad is the half-brother of one of the suspects in the case, Brendan, and turns out, a Christian rapper.
Hero Sends Box of Dildos to Oregon Militia
My new favorite person (or people) of the week is whomever sent boxes to dildos to members of the Oregon militia occupying a federal animal refuge.
Things More Likely Than Winning the Lottery
The Powerball has hit a record high, with Wednesday's jackpot worth $1.5 billion, giving people daydreams of buying exotic animals to fill newly-purchased mansions. But before you start booking fantasy vacations or making down payments on an island of penguins, you're not going to win. Given that your chance at winning the lottery is about 1 in 258.9 million, here's some things WAY more likely to happen to you than winning the lottery.