Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
McDonald’s Offering Up $5k for Most Texas Burger
It seems McDonald's has finally realized what Whataburger realized long ago: That Texans are a unique brand of people with superior tastebuds. And that we love meat. A lot.
Donald Trump Brags About Penis Size at Republican Debate
This election has already been one of the strangest in United States history, with political decorum tossed aside long ago, but things took a turn for the even stranger at Thursday's Republican debate, with Donald Trump actually talking about how great his penis is
‘Making a Murderer’ Attorneys’ Tour Coming to Texas
The defense team featured on the Netflix series Making a Murderer, Dean Strang and Jerry Buting, are coming to Texas as part of a tour in which they'll engage in conversation about the case featured on the series, as well as discuss the broader topic of the American criminal justice system.
Netflix Now Hiring For Coolest Job Ever
Does your ideal night/day involve Netflix and chilling? Do you also have an obsession with Instagram? Then Netflix has the perfect opportunity for you that could earn you $4,000 and a trip around the world.
UFO Spotting Over Texas?
It's been a busy few months for UFO spottings in the great skies over the Lone Star state, and now another UFO spotter is claiming to have seen an unidentified craft over Texas, this time in San Antonio.
West Texas Woman Accused of Stabbing Squirrel
Mondays are rough and have a way of making people a little stabby, especially before the morning coffee kicks in. Such seems to be the case in Abilene, where a woman was arrested Monday morning after police said she fled officers who were called to investigate reports she stabbed a squirrel.
Texas, According to Google Search Autocomplete
You can generally tell the general public's biggest complaints about something by searching "Why is _____ so ...." and seeing what Google finishes your search with. Using this tactic, I sought to find out what Google suggested for as many Texas cities as I could get it to provide autocompletes for, and then made a map of the Lone Star State with the results.
New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas
A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.
Former Mexican President Drops F-Bomb at Trump
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is demanding an apology from former Mexican president Vicente Fox over Fox's strong language in regards to the wall Trump wants to build at the border if elected. Which is pretty funny considering Trump's own penchant for dropping f-bombs.
Naked Texas Man Starts Fight With Police After Trying to Start Car With Scissors
Police say a naked man engaged officers in a fight after being found trying to start a car with a pair of scissors in College Station.
University of Houston Gives Staffers Tips on Not Getting Shot
Prior to the law allowing for the concealed carry of handguns on the campuses of Texas' state universities going into effect on Aug. 1, officials at the University of Houston held training sessions for school staff on how to not get shot.
Pipe Maker Wants You To Burn One For Bernie
A pipe-maker (completely unaffiliated with Bernie Sanders' campaign) is making and selling pipes with the Democrat's campaign logo on them, with a portion of the proceeds going to the campaign.