‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ — Game Review
‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ is a game for history buffs, lovers of 16th century Constantinople, conspiracy theorists and anyone who would like to shank Adrian Peterson and Derrick Rose in the streets of 16th century Constantinople.
‘Saints Row: The Third’ — Game Review
‘Saints Row: The Third’ seems like it was written by a hyperactive 13-year-old with an overactive imagination. That’s kind of a compliment.
7 of the Biggest Box Office ‘Turkeys’ Released on Thanksgiving
After you’ve inhaled your turkey and mashed potatoes, you and your brood might get sick of talking to one another and head out to catch a flick. While Thanksgiving Day is known as a prime movie-opening occasion in Hollywood, the date is also known for the release of a bunch of stinke…
New App Finds Your Lost Phone and Your Sanity
To be a dude is to lose stuff constantly; your wallet, your keys, your pants if you’ve had enough to drink and eventually your dignity and sanity.
‘The Elder Scrolls v: Skyrim’ — Game Review
Sometimes video games give user the choice of whether to be a hero or villain who does whatever the hell he wants, and we’ll never understand people who choose the former route. Especially when a game such as ‘The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’ makes it so f…
‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′ — Game Review
Even if ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3’ was a terrible disappointment that also punched you in the groin every time you loaded the game, you’d have to buy it.
Meet The Dorky Helicopter Of The Future [Video]
While “the electric multicopter” sounds like the sex trick your sister taught us, we assure you there’s nothing dirty about it. The device is a perfectly legit, non-sexual piece of machinery that debuted in Germany last month, and looks to be the future of…
‘Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception’ — Game Review
We’re angry at ‘Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.‘ Why does it have to bother us in November, when our trillions-strong to-do list expands into the quadrillions?
Author Says ‘I Am Better Than Your Kids’ and Proves It [REVIEW]
All the book reading we do these days is on a cell phone in the bathroom. But we read Maddox’s I Am Better Than Your Kids, an incredibly funny tome in which the author uses blunt hostility to annihilate children’s artwork, in its physical form (hardcover!) and in one …