A Norwegian soccer player may have set a record with a monster header goal. Guinness World Records has yet to confirm the numbers, but it is likely that Jone Samuelsen’s 57-meter (62.33 yards) header goal is the longest ever recorded. Now that’s using your head.
Soccer star Walter Pandiani of RCD Espanyol won a match against the Getafe football club this weekend with a last-minute goal. Naturally, the press wanted to talk to him immediately, but with no time to shower, Pandiani couldn’t stop sweating through the entire interview and soaked his dress shirt clean through by the conversation’s end.
Telecommuters, stay-at-home parents, students and even the unemployed: Sketch group Killing My Lobster knows about you… and they’re horrified by you.
KML’s ‘Why Is Everybody Here?’ is a note-perfect ‘Twilight Zone’ parody that frames modern life in San Francisco as a hellish nightmarescape where decent, working folks simply can’t escape the hoards of underemployed citizens just hanging out. “I don’t understand. Why is it so crowded here on a Wednesday?!”
‘The Office‘ premiered its eighth season last night, and for the second year in the a row, the employees of Dunder Mifflin are just catching onto something that’s already old news on the internet. Last fall they treated us to an office-wide lip dub, and this year they’ve finally discovered planking.
It’s been a big week for ‘Modern Family.’ The hit comedy won five Emmy award, had a great third-season premiere and, now, Sofia Vergara’s character, Gloria, has gotten her very own supercut.
The sexy actress isn’t afraid to get a lot of comedic mileage out of her thick Colombian accent and her character’s frequent mispronunciations of English words have become a running joke. Happily, Guyism has done us the service of compiling the best of those moments from two seasons worth of ‘Modern Family’ episodes.
Just because Jonah Hill is suddenly svelte doesn’t mean he can’t still get hurt feelings.
The ‘Moneyball’ actor appeared on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon‘ to show off his recent dramatic weight loss and to tell the host about his many upcoming projects, one of which is ’Allen Gregory,’ a new animated series on Fox. But Hill had a couple of unpleasant encounters with actor Matthew Morrison at the Fox upfronts, and used his ‘Late Night’ appearance to call out the ‘Glee‘ star publicly.
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