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Amanda Voci — Babe of the Day
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Amanda Voci is the winner of our 'Babe of the Week' voting.
The 28-year-old model, skincare specialist and bartender from St. Petersburg, Florida came out on top (must stop perverted thoughts) in the voting against several other gorgeous women...
She’s Got The Right (Angle) Stuff — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Bend Her
Occupation: Human chair
Interests: Gumby, Stretch Armstrong, pottery, flubber, Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Mister Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. I absolutely HATE pilates and yoga.
Hobbies: Pole dancing, lap dancing, no pants dancing, cheerleading, gymnastics, inventing new positions for the next edition of the Kama Sutra
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Spicy Reaction GIFs to the World’s Hottest Vodka
We’ve seen a lot of vodkas come down the pike lately that appeal to foodies of all varieties – ranging from the sweet to the salty (sometimes both), from the crazy to the disgusting. But, if you’re looking to relive those childhood memories of suffering through sucking a Fireball or Mega Warhead, we suggest the Naga Chilli Vodka, which has been called the World’s Hottest Vodka.
Ackley Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We first featured Ackley, a 26-year-old “certified hustler” from Cali via Nebraska. Ackley appeared in November 2011, then again with her butt buddy Damsel in early June. She’s back to remind us to fight for animal rights and to slap the bass. Drop the ‘b’ and we’re talkin’.
Crystal Bailey — Babe of the Day
Crystal’s a 25-year-old model from Waynesboro, Georgia who’s in the running for Bikini-USA’s Ms. July 2012 contest.
You Know What This Beer Pong Game Needs? More Basketball
Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie’s release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.
Mr. Wizard’s a Real ‘Richard’ in This Hilarious Mash-Up
Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs are funny.
Rhue — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rhue — a 24-year-old Canadian who’s into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must’ve hated this job application.
Sarah Silverman Will ‘Scissor’ a Mitt Romney Supporter For $100 Million
Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that’s sexist. She’s got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.
Bacon Maple Ale Goes Well With Doughnuts and Pork
Unless you’re talking about Saturday Night Live’s spoof commercial for AM Ale, one doesn’t normally associate downing a tall, frosty brew with breakfast. Yet, Rogue Ale has gone all flip mode on everyone with their new Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple offering that will make mornings a little merrier.
Heather Vaughn Morris — Babe of the Day
Heather’s a 24-year-old model from Charlotte, North Carolina who competed in the 2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.
LayTee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.