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Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
Tom Wilson, aka ‘Back to the Future’s’ Biff, Answers All Your Questions With One Card
While we’ve always wanted to play an unforgettable character in a legendary movie and get showered in adoration, we also realize there’s a downside to becoming a celebrity known for one role. As Dave Chappelle attested to with his bit about Mickey Mouse harrassing him at Disney World, it can drive you crazy. For Tom Wilson – aka Biff Tannen – it drove him to create an all-encompassing card that he
Mikki May — Babe of the Day
Mikki’s not a mouse but a 26 year old model from New York, New York who graduated from the State University of New York with a degree in Bachelors of Science in Marketing.
Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
Who Is The Hot Girl In Travelocity’s ‘Dune Buggy’ Commercial?
There are a ton of travel sites out there, but we believe Travelocity was one of the first. We first saw their now famous gnome back in 2004, which was inspired by the travelling gnome prank – a tradition first recorded in 1980s Australia then popularized by the movies ‘Threesome’ (1994) and ‘Amelie’ (2001).
World’s Dumbest Criminal Tries to Mug Cop In Police Station
Sometimes when you’re strapped for cash, you’re willing to do the unthinkable. Or you’re so hard up that you just plain flat out don’t think at all. Such is the case with Keithan Manuel, an 18-year-old in Dallas County who tried to mug a cop IN a police station.
Couple Spends Six Figures to Clone Dead Dog
Losing a loved one is never easy. Some of us would pay top dollar to get back a child, a significant other, or a best friend that left us too soon. But what about a dog?
Money is no issue for Edgar and Nina Otto who lost their 11-year-old Golden Labrador, Sir Lancelot, to cancer four years ago. So, how much did the Ottos shell out? $155,000!
Can You Guess The Celebrity Cleavage?
This 45-year-old actor, director, and producer was diagnosed with dyslexia while attending middle school in Louisiana. She later studied International Relations in college.
Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.
Alba Verdugo – Babe of the Day
Alba’s a 27 year old model and biologist from Scottsdale, Arizona that comes to us courtesy of The Babe Spot.
Can You Guess The Celebrity Cleavage?
This 18-year-old actress has two sisters who also act. She’s been nominated several times for a Young Artist Award in the Best Guest-Starring Young Actress category.
Georjah Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.