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Bitten — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”

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Who is the Hot Girl in Samsung’s Smart TV Commercial?

Recently, the inventor of the remote control passed away. While our lazy bee-hinds are forever grateful for his innovative product, it’s going the way of its creator. In its place, we have motion control, which the Nintendo Wii controller heavily depended on that was then made even less dependent on holding a device by the Microsoft Kinect. In this spot for Samsung’s Motion Control ‘Smart’ TV titled, “Seductive Motion”, we see how common hand commands can be misinterpreted as ultra forward flirting.

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Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live without her boobs – now we can’t either.

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Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid

Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The Mermaid Problem“. That doesn’t mean there isn’t a market for women posing as mermaids, as Hannah Fraser has proved.

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