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Man Arrested for Killing Knuckle Children in Neighbor’s Homes
In a strange case of jerking and entering, an Oregon man was arrested earlier this week for allegedly breaking into people’s homes and wrestling the old bald headed champ while watching porn on their personal computers.
Move Over Batman, Meet Utah’s Goat Man!
You’ve seen ‘Goat Boy‘ on Saturday Night Live, but it appears there’s a real life Goat Man roaming a mountain in Utah.
Colorado Theater Shooting Survivor Sees ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Different Theater the Very Next Day
Sometimes in the wake of a tragic event, the only thing a person can do is just throw caution to the wind and continue to live life.
That is exactly what 16-year-old Justin Davis did – after less than a day since narrowly escaping the Aurora, Colorado theater shooting, the hardcore Batman fanatic got himself back in front of the big screen at another Colorado theater to finish ‘The Dark Knight Ris
Rachel Martin, Bombshell Bank Teller, Steals $72K to Pay for a Boob Job
Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.
Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab
There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.
Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
TSA Thinks the World’s Largest Schlong is a Terrorist Threat
If you think you have a hard time getting through airport security, wait until you try getting through it packing the world’s largest pecker – because that is exactly what happened to Jonah Falcon.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a seemingly well-known television personality and literary craftswoman who, after attending Hugh Hefner’s 78th birthday party dressed in nothing but full body paint, became one of his three girlfriends.
Bill Murray Can Crash Here – The Greatest Tour That’ll Never Happen
Earlier this week, a report indicated actor Bill Murray was embarking on a 27-date “Party Crashing Tour,” where as long as you have booze, karaoke, and some sort of sign out front that states ‘Bill Murray Can Crash Here,’ he might just show up at your house looking to party
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The U.S. Government Cracks Down on Penis Pump Fraud
Well guys, the jig is up!
The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade.
According to the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the annual spending on pecker erector sets has gone up from $7
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What’s With All the Offensive Names For Booze These Days?
In reference to yet another great American booze controversy, the question has been asked – should manufacturers of alcoholic beverages like Five Wives Vodka be allowed to sell products with names that an overly uptight society will find offensive? While most booze hounds encourage it, some state lawmakers are saying “no.”
Heaviest Living Woman Using ‘Bumping Uglies’ Diet to Shed Pounds
Three years ago, Pauline Potter was not only about to get divorced from her husband Alex, but she was on the verge of becoming the heaviest women in the world – weighing a heavy-duty 728 pounds at the time she entered herself into the Guinness Book of Records.