I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Austin Named Best State Capitol To Live In
Another great thing about the Lone Star state! In a new report, Austin has been named the best state capitol to live in.
Take A Tour Of This Ghost Town, Only 2 Hours From Las Cruces
Looking for a creepy, cool day trip for the family? Head west down I-10 to the old Shakespeare Ghost Town and walk the streets that old miners used to roam!
Lisa And Joanna Attempt The Hobby Lobby Challenge
Have you heard of the Hobby Lobby Challenge? The viral sensation is all over social media so we had to run out and try it.
WWE’s Kofi Kingston Talks Favorite Rumble Save & Mr. Bootyworth
WWE and New Day superstar Kofi Kingston called in to talk about the Book of Booty, how Francesca came to be and Mr. Bootyworth, the man behind the pancakes.
Killswitch Engage Guitarist Takes Shot While Playing Texas Show
Adam D. of Killswitch Engage doesn't let a little thing like a playing a song stop him from taking a shot during a show.
Man With 4 DWIs Says Legal Limit Discriminates Against Alcoholics
A Texas man tried to argue that Texas' legal limit discriminated against alcoholics after his fourth DWI arrest.
The Last Blockbuster in Texas Has Finally Shut Its Doors
In more shocking news: there was a Blockbuster still open in Texas?
Nico Needs A Date Part 3- The Date Training
Nico is looking for a Valentine's Day date but had trouble matching with new women on his dating apps. We showed him what was wrong and even held a mock date.
Nico Needs A Date Part 2- The Makeover
Nico is looking for a Valentine's Day date but had trouble matching with new women on his dating app. Lisa and Joanna gave him a makeover and he looks awesome!
Which Morning Show Member Can Shoot A Bow And Arrow?
The Morning Show decided to have another "friendly" competition to see which morning show member could channel their inner Daryl Dixon and shoot various objects.
Texas Student Pranks Middle School And Hires Stripper To Perform
A Texas middle school student is in trouble after pranking his school by buying a stripper to perform during school hours.
PornHub Giving Premium Access To Women On Their Period
PornHub's female fanbase has been growing, and they want them to take care of themselves, even when they're surfing the crimson tide.