I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Man Steals $1.2 Million Worth Of Fajitas From County
A South Texas Man has been arrested after authorities found he stole over a million dollars worth of fajitas from the county.
Spectrum Customers Lose MTV, VH1,Comedy Central, Spike And More
A contract dispute between cable provider Spectrum and Viacom has resulted in some of the biggest channels on television being dropped by Spectrum.
Texas Inmates Donate Over $50,000 To Hurricane Relief Efforts
Texas inmates have come together and donated their own money to help out fellow Texans in need.
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Fence Put Around Breaking Bad House Due To Unruly Fans
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U2 Delays Gig So Soccer Fans Can Finish Watching Match
These soccer fans were lucky this band wasn't American. I don't think many American bands would have postponed the show.
Almost All Social Media Users Guilty Of Kittenfishing
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Tiguas Statue Vandalized On Columbus Day
Texas Native American tribe the Tiguas woke up Monday morning to find a Native American statue on their land vandalized with paint.
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U.S. Soccer Star Kicked Out Of Disney After Drinking Game
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The Monopoly Man Showed Up To Troll The Equifax Hearing
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PornHub Wants The Visually Impaired To Watch Porn Too
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