I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Judge Ordered Electric Shock For Texas Man, Conviction Overturned
A pedophile in Texas had his conviction overturned due to the judge's brutal treatment by electric shock during his trial.
$51K Worth Of Deer Semen Donated To TX Candidate’s Campaign
And apparently, this isn't as weird as it sounds.
Texas-Based Dating App Bumble Bans Weapons In Photos
Austin-based Bumble is taking a stand against weapons by banning them from users pictures used in their profiles.
Fired NM Cop Tries To Get Out Of Ticket By Saying He’s A Cop
A former New Mexico cop who was fired was arrested in New York for impersonating an officer to try and get out of a routine traffic ticket.
Retirement Home Pays For Strippers To Dance For Residents
A retirement home in the UK has received backlash after their "entertainment" for residents one day included pole dancers.
Olympic Figure Skaters Rocking Out On The Rink In South Korea
The Olympics wrapped up in South Korea and rock had a few moments during figure skating this year. Check out these three amazing performances.
Ozzy Osbourne Spotted At The El Paso Airport Monday Afternoon
If you were lucky enough to be at the El Paso airport yesterday, the Prince of Darkness was spotted in town!
Texas Woman Poops Pants In Cop Car To Hide Drugs During Arrest
During an arrest last week, police in Texas say a woman defected in her pants inside a cop car to attempt to hide drugs.
Texas HS Teacher Records Students Fighting Instead of Stopping It
A Texas high school teacher made headlines after a Snapchat video showed him recording a fight between two students instead of stopping it.
Texas Governor Halts Execution For The 1st Time In Over A Decade
For the first time in more than a decade, a Texas governor has halted an imminent execution.
Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Had Whataburger In EP, Not Impressed
Texans on Twitter were not okay when Kylie Jenner's BFF Jordyn Woods tried Whataburger for the 1st time while traveling from the El Paso airport to New Mexico.
4th Person Dies Looking For Forrest Fenn’s Hidden Treasure
Many have searched for almost ten years now for Forrest Fenn's treasure, worth millions of dollars. Sadly, the hunt has now taken another person's life.