I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Illinois College Looking For Serial Washing Machine Pooper
A university in Illinois is on the hunt for a person who has been leaving unwanted "presents" in various students washing machines.
Study Shows Stoners Have Better Sex And Higher Sex Drive
A new study out of Stanford University is showing that if you want a better sex life, you may want to find yourself a stoner.
L.A. School District Bans Clown Costumes For 2nd Year In A Row
It's safe to say there will be plenty of clown costumes on the streets this Halloween. One place you won't see them? Los Angeles School District schools.
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Texas Admits Stealing Dirt From New Mexico, States Settle
Looks like New Mexico found some dirt on the state of Texas, and now they have to pay for it.
Worst Singer Ever? Guy Gets Ticket For Screaming While Driving
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Some Of The Crazy El Paso Moments On Live PD
The El Paso Police Department has been featured on Live PD on A&E. If you haven't seen the show, here are some of the best and worst moments for us on the show.
Texas Substitute Teacher Duct Tapes Students’ Mouths Shut
A substitute teacher in Kileen, Texas was removed from the classroom after duct taping several students' mouths shut.
NM City Councilor Accidentally Sends F*** Judge Text To Judge
A New Mexico city councilor has apologized after she sent a rude text about a judge, to the judge in question on accident.
New Mexico Elementary School Cancels Halloween At School
Armijo Elementary School in Albuquerque has decided that the school will be canceling Halloween celebrations at the school. But why? We still don't know.
Cyber Hackers Able To Hack Into Remote Control Butt Plugs
A researcher discovered that electronic, remote controlled butt plugs were able to be hacked into through his laptop. No word on who's butt plugs he hacked.
Texas Named One Of The Worst States For Identity Theft, Fraud
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