John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
Greatest Game Art Ever (This Week): TMNT, Juri, Samus + More
Have you not had your fill of eyecandy for the week? Good, because the Greatest Game Art Ever is here to make your minds explode with the delicious melding of video games and art.
Hitman GO to Take Out Targets on Mobile Devices
Square Enix Montreal has unveiled some details about their upcoming stealth/strategy game, Hitman GO. And yes, we mean that Hitman.
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
Broforce Trailer: A Brotastic Update Approaches
The new trailer for Broforce gives us a look at what's coming in their February update. We hope you're ready for more Bros, more bosses and... exploding coconuts?
MLB 14: The Show Trailer: Taking Us Out to the Ball Game
Baseball fans should ready themselves for the release of MLB 14: The Show. But until that time, here's a trailer, screenshots and some more details to tide them over.
The Evil Within to Scare Our Pants Off This Summer
Whether or not you're ready to be scared pantsless by The Evil Within is irrelevant, because it's headed our way this summer
Captain Price to Appear in Call of Duty: Ghosts
Hold on to your ghillie suits, because our beloved Captain Price will be making his return to the series in Call of Duty: Ghosts -- kinda.
Who’s That Hot Girl in the Old Spice “Meeting” Commercial?
We're sure you've seen that one Old Spice commercial that features a dude's disembodied hair acting like a dog and retrieving a hot girl's phone number at a meeting. She's pretty cute, but who is she?
GTA Online’s Valentine’s Day Massacre to Spread the Love
Because Rockstar Games wants to show you how much it loves you, it's releasing a Valentine's Day Massacre Special update for Grand Theft Auto 5's GTA Online.
New Call of Duty Being Developed for Next-Gen Consoles First
Have you got a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One? Are you also a Call of Duty fan? Then you should be excited, since the new Call of Duty is being developed with next-gen consoles as the lead platform.