Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Itchy Ida — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 3 feet from your itch, and still scratching it.
Hardest Things to Do With Long Nails: Playing Angry Birds, giving cootie shots.
Skills: Picking locks, changing the car radio station from the back seat, dosing cocaine.
Her Motto: "It's a long way to the top...
Jenny Johnson — Crush of the Day
We love Jenny every day, but today she got into a twitter battle with scum of the earth, Chris Brown, so today we really love her.
Black Widow — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Walmart on Black Friday, 6am.
Reported caffeine intake: "3 Mochas and...does my son's Adderall count?! Hey, NO CUTTING!"
Biggest Black Friday Score: Wrenching a $5 DVD box set of 'House Hunters: International' from a ten-year-old child's hands...
Good News: Study Says Porn Stars Love Themselves as Much as We Love Them
As a female who thinks porn is really fun, I hold a special place in my heart for adult film stars -- they're fun, sexy, confident, and share their fun, sexy confidence with us, what's not to like? Good news -- turns out they're pretty happy.
Go Here: Abandoned Renaissance Faire in Fredericksburg, VA
I went to college in Fredericksburg -- a small, seemingly fictional city halfway between DC and Richmond. After growing up in New York it was a radical change, and I spent most of my (five, oops) college years exploring the strangest parts of Virginia. This place remains one of my favorite discoveries of all time.
Lindsay Lohan — Crush of the Day
Okay, so it's been a rough couple of years for our child star turned drunk driving starlet, but why live in the past?
Tommy Feathers — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Home alone.
I Went to Exxxotica 2012 and All I Got Was Awesome
Man, my job rules.
We Dare You to Wear This Tie to Thanksgiving Dinner
Dressing up for Holidays only to sit around on a couch surrounded by drunk uncles can be kind of the pits, but we've found a way to make it a little more fun.
Janelle Monáe — Crush of the Day
Our crush today is Janelle Monáe, a 26-year-old, impossibly cool R&B and soul musician signed to Bad Boy Records and Atlantic Records.
Gary Griddlecakes — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The pork capital of America, Iowa.
Kimbra Johnson — Crush of the Day
The AMA Awards last night reminded us of how sick we are of this song, but we are definitely not sick of Kimbra.